Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She's in hypersexual drive
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Young meat is cougar feast
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
You are not one of the guys...
Czech me out eating this cock
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She takes heavy duty usage
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
A date with a damn fine ass
She calls it dedication
Buttfucking is rarely elegant